« July 4, 2021 | Main | July 6, 2021 »

July 05, 2021

THE WORLDWIDE EPIDEMIC OF TOILET SNAKES SHOWS NO SIGN OF ABATING

Man bitten by neighbor’s escaped python in toilet in Austria

Key Blood-curdling Quote: The 65-year-old victim “felt a ‘nip’ in the genital area”

(Thanks to Ranald Adams, who says "Not Australia, that's Austria.")

WE FORESEE AN EPIDEMIC OF BEDWETTING

The company was planning to infiltrate people’s dreams to get them to buy, and presumably drink, Coors beer.

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET SHOT IN THE THIGH

Kiefer Sutherland gardener’s equipment stolen at home

(Thanks to Ralph)

SOUNDS LEGIT

He made a Fortune in the 1920’s Transplanting Monkey Testicle Tissue into the Ballsacks of Millionaires

(Thanks to Ralph)

HIS ROYAL FUNKNESS

Prince Charles has revealed some of his favorite songs -- including one song that would give him "an irresistible urge to get up and dance."

(Thanks to Steve K.)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

The animal, called Wally, has sunk or damaged a number of vessels on St Mary's, in the Isles of Scilly since arriving in June.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise