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July 04, 2021

THIS HAPPENS TO US ALL THE TIME

Man discovers bullet in buttocks, told police he thought it was “Roman candle”

The story presents a textbook example of how a true guy deals with a medical issue:

The man said he felt something hit his left buttock, but “didn’t think much about it.” The next morning when he woke up, the man said he was bleeding, but still “didn’t think too much about it.” Later he noticed a lump in his groin area. He said that he felt some pain, but that it “was tolerable.”

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FREQUENT FLYERS

A flight out of Hawaii was delayed when multiple birds boarded the plane and had to be guided out of the cabin.

(Thanks to Steve K.)

BUT IN A KID-FRIENDLY WAY

Toy advertised as 'kids friendly' in Taiwan sings Polish rap about cocaine

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Museum of Appalachia to shoot anvils into the air for Fourth of July

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

‘PRETENDING TO BE A FIREWORK IS ALSO GOING TO RUN AFOUL OF OUR NOISE ORDINANCE’

Cape Coral man wakes neighbors by screaming & pretending to be a firework

(Thanks to Ralph)

THERE’S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS

'ULTIMATE SLIP 'N SLIDE'
Network Yanks Show ...
EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA OUTBREAK THE CULPRIT

(Thanks to Ralph)

TIME TO CHANGE THE SHEETS

Atlanta woman wakes up to find a wild African cat on her bed

(Thanks to Le Petomane and The Perts)

 

CSI: BUTTS COUNTY

Georgia man threatens to shoot Butts County teen for urinating on toilet seat, cops say

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

INDEPENDENCE DAY

Have a good one, everybody.

YOU THINK?

Plans by Ukraine's defence ministry to have female soldiers march in high heels instead of army boots in a parade next month have caused angry reactions.

(Thanks to DK and The Perts)

 
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