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June 22, 2021

YOU KNOW THIS GOT HIGH FIVES FROM THE OTHER HEADLINE WRITERS

When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Clamp, That’s a Moray

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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Those kind of stories will just breed eel will amongst your coworkers in the newsroom, so eat squid from a clamp!

No pizza pie?

Obviously, the Alien species has made it to earth.

This has generated a lot of ink...

That’s A Moray!

https://youtu.be/Zi8beYR1iBQ

That poor writer. 'eel regret this for his entire career.

After reading the article, I got eel.

When an eel bites your thigh,

And you think that you'll die,

That's a Moray.

My dad, reading the LA paper the day after Brett Butler distinguished himself in a Dodgers game, lamented that the headline writer missed a good opportunity to say 'The Butler Did It.'

*golf clap* to the headline writer.

...And a Dutchman named Tasman
First saw a South Seas man
That's a Maori...

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