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June 14, 2021


The Internet wants Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa

Maybe put some cicadas on top for flavor.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)


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One reason Jeff Bezos has more money than God is that he isn't wasting his time with online petitions and trying to gather followers with weird homemade videos. Just sayin'.

But why? Nothing says it all like an NBA player making $200,000 a week kneeling for equality

The internet wants what the internet wants, which is more porn. Probably not a good idea to google "Mona & Lisa get eaten by Jeff".

Just when you think things have gotten really weird, they get weirder. No wonder the aliens are coming in for a closer look.

I think most people want Jeff Bezos to eat something else.

Only if he adds a pint of Ghost Pepper sauce.

Many of us doubt that Jeff Bezos, with all that money, would have a taste for older women.


^5 to Le Petomane! :)

From the movie _Tommy Boy_

"Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

We're all mis-reading it: People want the internet to eat Jeff Bezos

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