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Aliens in 1,700 star systems could have seen civilization emerge on Earth
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
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Aliens in 1,700 star systems could have seen civilization emerge on Earth
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
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"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the Earth Transit Zone."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 25, 2021 at 10:33 AM
I never understood why movies depict aliens wanting to visit us. If there is extraterrestrial life that's able to travel the distance, then I bet when teens from other planets go out a-saucerin', their moms tell them "Remember, stay away from Earth. That's a bad neighborhood."
Also, it seems not very many portrayals of aliens show them with hair. I'd like to see one of them roll up to a probe appointment or a cow-vaporizing workshop rocking a duck-butt pompadour or a let-me-speak-to-your-leader 'do.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 25, 2021 at 10:39 AM
Then they intercepted broadcasts of " Green Acres ". This is why we haven't seen them yet.
Posted by: Clankie | June 25, 2021 at 10:42 AM
So, I assume they'll be watching me.
- Sting
Sting ...every move you make.
- The Police
Posted by: man tom | June 25, 2021 at 10:59 AM
(Huge *snork* at AmoebaStampede.)
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 25, 2021 at 11:03 AM
They still chuckle to themselves when when the use the words Earth & civilization in a sentence.
Posted by: cfjk | June 25, 2021 at 11:07 AM
Total 5*Snork to AmoebaStampede for his insight into aliens. The local ones here in Roswell tell us they visit Earth because it's cheaper than going to Disney World.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 25, 2021 at 11:10 AM
How did cable news miss this?
Posted by: man tom | June 25, 2021 at 12:06 PM
"Beam me up Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here".
My theory: If there ever was a zombie apocalypse, the poor creatures would starve for lack of finding brains.
Posted by: Sterverio | June 25, 2021 at 12:14 PM
Thank you, wanderer2575 and Le Petomane! UFOr sure cheered me up.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 25, 2021 at 01:43 PM
They rate Earth as one of the top ten stops in the galaxy for consuming mass quantities of fried chicken embryos & beer. Their top tip for good service is to claim you're from France and then run out on the bill.
Posted by: cfjk | June 25, 2021 at 03:14 PM
I've never understood why people assume aliens are smarter than we are.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 25, 2021 at 05:56 PM
Have they been watching the Galaxy Quest historical documents?
Posted by: MOTW | June 25, 2021 at 07:20 PM
This is why they DON'T visit us.
Posted by: Kevin | June 25, 2021 at 07:41 PM
Have we yet found their plans for the hyperspace bypass?
Posted by: Elf Odin | June 25, 2021 at 08:45 PM
Claim to be from France and then run off with the bill is their best advice for receiving excellent service.
Posted by: octordle | December 01, 2022 at 10:56 PM