TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Man Allegedly Threatens to Blow Up McDonald's Due to Inadequate Dipping Sauce for Nuggets

(Thanks to John Lobert, Rick Day, Barry Nester, Asher Scheiner, pharmaross and Ralph)

Comments

[cfjk]

Man the golf carts! We're headed to Micky'Ds to conduct gunboat diplomacy!

[Lucky Jack]

Well, it's true that the nuggets are otherwise inedible.

[Rod Nunley]

They could never supply enough sauce to make those things taste good.

[nursecindy]

I usually just ask for some sauce and they give it to me.

[MOTW]

Wow, nursecindy .. what a concept. we ought to get a life-size cut-out of you at every McD's drive-thru with a sign that says, "Ask nicely or get smacked."

McDonald's said that it "takes seriously its responsibility to provide and foster a safe working environment for our employees, and along with our franchisees, continue to make investments in training programs that uphold safe environments for customers and crew members. In addition to training, McDonald's maintains stringent policies against violence in our restaurants."

[pharmaross]

Dip your nuggets!!!

[LeDud]

As a former TBEM (Taco Bell Employee of the Month) and working the late shift, most of our customers were too stoned/drunk to ask for sauces.

[man tom]

Taco Bell's store manager to new counter employee.

"So, when He asked for extra sauce, you put your hands up, emptied the cash register and handed the cash to him ...why?"

"I used to work the counter at McDonalds."

[MOTW]

massive italicized apologies to the blog

Snork @man tom

[MO Mitch]

I'll tell ya, if I had a nickel for every time I had inadequate dipping sauce, I'd be a dollarnaire.

[cfjk]

LeDud: Are you claiming the customers entered the store pre-sauced?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Well what else was he supposed to do? Eat them with inadequate sauce? (I saw Inadequate Sauce open for Santana.)

[RegularGuy55]

It's the Chick-fil-A effect. It's making everyone a little bit crazy.

[Le Petomane]

One thing you learn eating Mexican food bought at a gas station is never ask for "spicy" hot sauce. You can easily tell tourists who do ask for some since they have a tendency to wheeze, attempt to speak, but all they can say resembles a sputtering, "Oh gawd!"
And this is before they go to the restroom later on.

Remember, they DID explode the first atomic bomb in New Mexico.

[Steverino]

He was sauced.