THEY WERE WORTH ‘N1.3 MILLION,’ WHATEVER ‘N’ IS
Court remands driver for allegedly stealing 41 toilet seats
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says “Police now have what to go on.”)
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In his defense, for god sakes he's only human! No man should be entrusted with 270 toilet seats, it's far too much responsibility for any lone person to deal with.
Posted by: cfjk | June 18, 2021 at 10:00 AM
The Roswell, New Mexico,space aliens tell us the language used in that article does not translate into any known language. However, the poor people who lost their toilet seats do have their condolences.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 18, 2021 at 10:18 AM
Just imagine Judge Harry Stone, Dan Fielding, and Christine Sullivan having a go at this case.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 18, 2021 at 10:26 AM
We saw Zuba Abuja open for Oingo Boingo...
Posted by: Ron G in WA | June 18, 2021 at 11:29 AM
Didn't Oingo Boingo open for Jump'n Jack Flash?
Posted by: cfjk | June 18, 2021 at 11:34 AM
The police arrested him after they received a tip from anonymous stool pigeon
Posted by: jg | June 18, 2021 at 12:58 PM
That works out to $77.06 per toilet, not exactly a luxurious throne.
But I do wonder if he intended to sell each with its own snake as a throw-in.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | June 18, 2021 at 01:06 PM
1 Nigerian Naira = 0.0024 US Dollar
N1.3 Million = $3163
If those were just seats and not complete toilets, they were rather expensive.
Posted by: Ralph | June 18, 2021 at 01:28 PM
The police now have nothing to go on. heh
Posted by: LeDud | June 18, 2021 at 08:41 PM