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June 26, 2021

THE SQUIRRELS ARE BEHIND THIS

Bird handlers are devastated after a mind-boggling 5,000 homing pigeons seemingly disappeared during a race across the UK.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Le Petomane, who says “Homing pigeons apparently are having difficulty mastering  GPS.”)

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Has anyone seen my French fries? They were here just a moment ago.

The diabolical Boris & Natasha are hoping the Brits will blame the French.

France needs to be on at least medium alert, and to cover their important statues.

Let this be a cautionary tale for those promoting maximum security prisoner races.

The first thing I thought of was all the bird poop from the pigeons.

The second was: This would drive me coo coo.

It seems quite improbable that the squirrels are not yet impicated in all this.

My guess is that the pigeons went home.

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