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June 11, 2021

THE ONLY WAY TO SETTLE THE MATTER

A High Falls man went to jail for pulling a pistol on a coworker who allegedly peed on the toilet seat on June 1.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Apparently he missed the sign on the stall door:

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat;
‘Cause if there’s moisture when you’re done, you’re going to meet my gun.”

Whoa,,,hey man, it's not that much.

I'll bet that guy really gets steamed when somebody drinks out out of the milk carton and then puts it back in the fridge. I wonder if he's picky about how you put the toilet paper on the holder.....

In the coworkers defense, he was just trying to piss off the fly sitting on the toilet seat. In defense of the High Falls man, it was a REALLY big fly.

He was probably really pissed (har!) that the seat was down.

No jury, of women, will convict him.

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