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June 18, 2021

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

It is both good and bad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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"Asked to abstain from sex for a while"? If the thing doesn't work, he'll sort of have to, won't he?

So many questions. Could slight-of-hand techniques been employed?

So, the good, the bad, and the fuggly?

If witchcraft can't restore his penis function, there are blue and yellow pills that usually work for that purpose. Who knows, he might wind up making more money hawking pills on TV commercials than he ever did farming.

He could try running a little water through it first, just to see if it passes leak check before he pressurizes the system.

Later that evening, heard across the village, everyone concerned realized it had returned full force as never before just as predicted.

Did Lorana Bobitt travel to Ghana?

I saw Disappearing Penis open for The Grateful Dead.

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