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June 25, 2021

THE LESSON HERE IS, IF YOU WANT TO AVOID LARGE SNAKES, YOU NEED TO STAY OUTSIDE

Police remove 6 1/2-foot python from under woman's bed

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Meanwhile in (Surprise!) Australia: Python Found Under Toilet Seat Lid in Home

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Remember when you were a kid and you thought something horrible was hiding under your bed ? You were right.

The dust bunnies are no longer safe.

"What'a 'ya got in that there bucket?"

"six and half foot long python."

"Nayaaaaaaaaahh ...boing"

This is nothing. When a bunch of rattlesnakes decide to den up under your bed you REALLY have a snake problem.

I wonder when South Florida will have a toilet snake problem.

I'm thinking of putting a toilet in my front yard, to lure all the toilet snakes out of the house.

This is why you should always keep an alligator decoy on the top of your toilet tank.

Somebody should start a company that manufactures snake motels.
"Snakes check in but they don't check out" would be a great motto.
I'll just go find a seat on the Geezer Bus now.

This is why it's a good idea to keep an alligator dummy atop your toilet tank at all times. word wipe

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