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June 18, 2021

THAT SHOULD DO IT

Netherlands offers free herring as Covid jab incentive

(Thanks to Ralph)

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How about lutefisk?

Sounds like red herring to me.

My wife is normally a pretty picky eater, yet she ate raw herring bought out of a barrel in the street in Amsterdam.

Yuck.

Are the Scots offering haggis as an incentive?

Can the herring be used to chop down a tree? I'm asking for my moose-bitten sister.

Get back to me when they're including free shots of aquavit.

West Virginia offing guns in covid vaccine lottery:
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/west-virginia-offering-guns-as-prizes-in-covid-vaccine-lottery

Eat a raw fish or risk catching the flu------
I'm thinking it over---OK?

Seems like a porpoise-less inducement to me.

It makes sense. COVID-19 was created by an active cod.

I'm holding out for salmon.

I went to the ear doctor and got a herring test.

Where's my damn medal? My shot qualifies as a PETA award contender.

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