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June 21, 2021

SPORTS UPDATE FROM ABROAD

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Sports Update From Abroad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Semen from abroad you say? Is this somehow related to the 41,00 pounds of missing pistachios?

A semen count of one means you are shooting blanks, or so I was told.

Another case of autocorrect learning from web searches. Type in "Simon," and it says, "Did you mean..."

When Semen was tested for steroid use and drugs...irony weighed heavily on the outcome.

Scouting reports indicate when Semen gets in the groove, he can be a hot shooter down low and from the outside. Semen is also a reliable dribbler.

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