SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT
Police stop ‘exorcism’ in Home Depot lumber aisle
Pennsylvania police say exorcism was for dead trees
(Thanks to Le Petomane, pharmaross, Jeff Meyerson, Al Barkafski and Ralph)
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Somehow I was expecting that some woodchucks would have been mentioned in the story.
Posted by: Jim | June 25, 2021 at 10:42 AM
That's thing with carpentry projects, the Devil is always in the detailing.
Posted by: cfjk | June 25, 2021 at 10:57 AM
Somehow, I believe this is related to the "Free the Beavers" movement and their penchant for yella wood.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 25, 2021 at 11:04 AM
They were trying to find a clean, straight 2x4.
Hence the use of satanic rituals.
Posted by: ed in texas | June 25, 2021 at 11:19 AM
Didn't they know the appropriate place for getting rid of demons was in the pest control aisle?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | June 25, 2021 at 11:27 AM
They were exorcising their rights. Or you could put it another way. Voiceless idiots.
Posted by: man tom | June 25, 2021 at 11:52 AM
They wound up at Home Depot because Ethan Allen has a zero-tolerance policy for exorcisms.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | June 25, 2021 at 12:16 PM
They drank too much spirits.
Posted by: Steverino | June 25, 2021 at 12:30 PM
Did they use Holy Sap in the exorcism?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | June 25, 2021 at 12:49 PM
^5s to ed in texas and Rod N.
Posted by: MOTW | June 25, 2021 at 01:24 PM
Can they do something about getting rid of low-flow toilets?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 25, 2021 at 03:16 PM