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Scientists are teaching drones to hunt down human screams

(Thanks to wiredog)

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[Name withheld to protect you]

Alternately they could be used to find disgruntled fast food works and/or customers.

[man tom]

Someone calling out for help over what was I-5 caused a huge multi flying car collision during a heavier than normal morning commute. People are reminded not to call out for help until flying car manufacturers work out this pesky inconvenience with their latest models.

[Le Petomane]

"This is Les Nessman reporting from the scene of a terrible building collapse that has trapped dozens of innocent souls. I'm getting a communication from the authorities they are deploying those new scream detecting drones. I am told they can silence every sound and focus on---wait, there must be a malfunction in the programing. Those drones are attacking and silencing the people screaming. Oh, the humanity!"

[pharmaross]

https://youtu.be/uLeAot4Zrxo

[cfjk]

My guess is that they're just gonna find a LOT of prolapsed rectums, and really piss off the aliens.