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Motorist Named Booze Arrested For, You Guessed It, Drunk Driving
(Thanks to pharmaross and DaninDallas)
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Motorist Named Booze Arrested For, You Guessed It, Drunk Driving
(Thanks to pharmaross and DaninDallas)
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Immigration made the family americanize its name when it came to this country. It was Schnapps.
Posted by: Clankie | June 24, 2021 at 11:16 AM
Melinda Miralax had no comment.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 24, 2021 at 11:18 AM
Water is wet.
Posted by: MOTW | June 24, 2021 at 11:19 AM
Her new last name is "Defendant."
Posted by: ripleysparrow | June 24, 2021 at 11:24 AM
At least her parents had the good sense not to name her Arrested IV.
Posted by: cfjk | June 24, 2021 at 11:52 AM
Well, many surnames have their origins in their bearers' occupations. With that in mind, my wife once had a pediatrician named Slaughter, a surgeon named Tremble, and a gynecologist named Tung. And I swear I am not making this up.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | June 24, 2021 at 12:41 PM
@Rod - I'm sorry to hear that. My kids once had a pediatrician named Dr. Healing. I had an orthopedist named Dr. Pepper. His ringtone was the theme from the Muppet Show (homage to Floyd Pepper).
Posted by: MOTW | June 24, 2021 at 05:50 PM
I feel sorry for her. With that name, what chance did she have?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 24, 2021 at 06:09 PM