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June 09, 2021


Man stabs another with sword during argument over TV remote, police say

Guess the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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So only arm and leg wounds, but no stab to the mid-section? This is very Monty Python-esque.

Wasn't this the subplot in the Barney Miller "Hash" episode? The stage actor and the theater critic going at each other with sabres?

Proof that swords make really lousy TV remotes.

Also, never bring a TV remote to a sword fight.

I'll have s words for for two.

He's covering for his buddy who tried to commit ritual suicide after the season opener of The Bachelorette.

He's only 54 years old???

And of course, it was a Florida man.

Where are the outraged demands for “sword control”? Of course, there will always be those who cling to their rights, as granted by the 2nd amendment to the Magna Carta, to bear swords and maces.

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