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June 10, 2021

IT WAS BETWEEN HIM AND FLORIDA

KENNEWICK, Wash. -- No one was injured after a blind man got behind the wheel of a truck, and crashed into the front of a grocery store Tuesday morning, according to police.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Hey, if Luke Skywalker can wield a lightsaber while wearing a blast helmet backward, a blind guy driving a truck should have no problem.

Restrictions:

Blind.

In his defense, who the hell put that store there? It's really not his fault, he just didn't see it.

Reminds me of the great scene in W. C. Fields's IT'S A GIFT:

"Open the door for Mr. Muckle!"
"What?"
"Open the door for Mr. Muckle, the bling man!"

(crash)
"You got that door closed again."

BLIND

"No, officer, I didn't see that store there."

There was a van on my street that had license plates that said "Blind".

The owner sold window treatments.

And NH law provides free license plates for blind veterans (RSA 261:159). They can own a car, just not drive it.

BUT HOW ARE THE CARTS!

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