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June 28, 2021

IS THERE ANYTHING IT DIDN’T RUIN?

COVID-19 pandemic causes firework shortage

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Can we substitute a bonfire built with all those old PPE devices and mail-in ballots?

Did she really compare the fireworks shortage to the toilet paper shortage last year? Because I'd think you wouldn't want to confuse the two.

The gender reveal crowd has been stockpiling all along.

MOTW, both can involve explosive events.

Fortunately, Texas seems not to be suffering from a fireworks shortage. Given our love of somewhat maybe occasionally sort of controlled explosions, much inventory may have been diverted here.

Given the boom (ha) of pandemic babies, maybe the gender reveals could be coordinated and choreographed on Independence Day as a substitute.

Get your fireworks fix here.

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