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June 13, 2021

GREAT, WE’LL GO SEE THEM IN OUR FLYING CAR

Healthy mouse pups born from freeze-dried space sperm

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Surprised that they didn't try this with squirrel pups.

Who amongst us knew that baby mice are called pups? We learn sumpin' new every day here!

Sounds like the Martian menu just got its' first meat item.

Their first request upon being born was to ask for little microgravity mammalian reproduction mittens.

Freeze Dried Sperm Mouse, formerly known as Screeching Weasel, consisting of several members of Springsteen's former horn section were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame along with several people responsible for Elvis Sightings.

Their plaque as well as some of their sperm is being freeze dried as we read.

FDSS toured with Ziggy Stardust

Attention.

No, better. **BULLETIN**

Found in my inbox just now.

Just in: Amazon has reduced prices on shoes.

I can forward this to anyone who provides their email address and phone number. I want to call first and make sure it's you.

Now that the mouse pups are back on Earth, the mutations can start. At least they always did in all the bad sci-fi movies.

Michael Entertainment Mouse, the new ride at Space Mountain?

https://youtu.be/inXmZjoE1ik

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