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June 22, 2021


Austrian soldier in trouble for pics of swastika tattoo on testicle

(Thanks to Barry Nester)


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In his defense, having only the one testicle, he was just trying to make it more memorable.

He can always cover it up with his scrotum.

He's hoping a French woman will surrender.

Did they confiscate his scrotum as evidence?
And if so will return it after the trial,
or will he have to wait until he completes his sentence?

And it gets written up in the Times of Israel. Wonder if the Mossad Tattoo Removal Service makes house calls?

Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want testicles. Because you know no women in her right mind is going to carry around a bag that she can't put stuff in.

Bobby Slayton

Well, he's just following in the footsteps of another Austrian soldier:

Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two, but very small
Himmler has something similar
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all

Well, he had the balls to do that…

A lot of guys gave gotten drunk and done something nutty.

You'd think the tattoo artist would have some standards.

- LeDud - The tattoo artist did have some standards:
1- No Refunds or do overs
2 - Pay upfront
3- Cash only
4- Crying, whimpering and screaming will not be tolerated

To quote "Elaine" of the Seinfeld series: "I just don't know HOW you guys walk around with those things!"

After the shop owner found this out, the tattoo artist was sacked.

cfjk - Elaine's quote reminds me of the one and only time I wore boxers to work. I was distracted all day.

The soldier may have whimpered, but the tattoo artist was having a ball!

Tim: To nearly quote Cosmo Kramer: "OH you KNOW I'm going commando. That's right, my boys are out there, AN I'm LOVIN" it!"


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