« Previous | Main | Next »

June 12, 2021

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Naples man calls 911 about McDonald’s order & says he has cocaine ‘in his butt’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Crack cocaine no doubt.

"How'd the cocaine get in your butt?"

"Search me?"

Thankfully, the video couldn't be found.

This is why I always use the drive-thru although it seems logical that perhaps he really didn't want to be seated especially if he was transporting some of those Cape Canaveral bricks. In his defense, there's nothing worse than a cold hamburger, especially if you've got a brick of coke shoved up your arse.

If Academon doesn't seem reliable for you, I recommend you to read some essay writing service reviews before. They can be quite useful to you in this situation.

The guy sure didn't get his way....got his burger order wrong twice, thought he was supposed to get cocaine in his posterior but instead got marijuana in his napkin. This does indeed happen all too often of course.

That's not where the special sauce is supposed to go.

I miss my ER days when a drunk or drug addict would come in, shackled to a stretcher, while shaking their little fingers in my face and telling me they were going to have my job. If they'd asked nicely I probably would have let them have it.

@ J.Curtis - Right. They'll give us something to place in your posterior, quite in keeping with this thread. Nice move, Ex-Lax!

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name and email address are required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise