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June 23, 2021

FINALLY, REAL PROGRESS

Texas Legislature Designates Official State Mushroom

(Thanks to MOTW)

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Commonly known as the Texas Star, the Devil's Cigar, or perhaps umula geaster? It appears it's unknown if they are safe to eat or possibly halucinogenic, but perhaps that makes more sense to you if you're a member of the Texas legislature, so smoke'm if you got'm.

Does it generate electricity?

I’m convinced that Governor Greg has been using magic mushrooms. This confirms my suspicions.

I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
Egon 'Bubba' Spengler

Does smoking one of these mushrooms cure hiccups?

FCF: Only if they're poisonous.

Texas should designate Governor Abbott as the Official State Fruitcake.

Funny, we always thought the Legislature was the official mushroom.

Hooray! Now Texas has it's official 'schrooom.

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