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June 21, 2021


32 hair pieces among items reported stolen

The aliens want to blend in.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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The 911 operator reported to police that the caller was "wigged-out".

@Le Pet - are you bald, by any chance?

Qaz--I still support a scraggly crop of grey hair. It wasn't grey until I started watching network TV while vacationing a month in the hospital. It's too bad about the local hairy crime wave, but the aliens claim they didn't teleport any hair off peoples heads. At least not lately.

Feelin' it. Reaches out to Le Petomane.

No need to thank me. I'm here for 'ya.

They'll need to use a few strands for eyebrows and lashes, of course.

Groceries with a combined value of $323.90 were reported stolen.
This is a pretty precise amount. I wonder if they went through the self-checkout before running off with the groceries?

Those Roswell aliens... Hair today and gone tomorrow.

Little Billy is eating breakfast one morning and gets to thinking about things.

“Mom, why does Uncle Bill have so few hairs on his head?” he asks his mother.

“He thinks a lot,” replies his mom, pleased with herself for coming up with such a quick answer to Little Billy’s question.

After a few seconds, Little Billy responded, “So why do you have so much hair?”

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