ATTENTION, PEOPLE PLANNING TO VISIT AUSTRALIA:
Be advised of this.
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National motto: "The snakes get whatever the crocs don't eat!"
Posted by: ripleysparrow | June 23, 2021 at 12:11 PM
Juat a heads-up, visit Australia at your own risk! (This message not approved by the Australian Tourist Bureau)
Posted by: cfjk | June 23, 2021 at 12:13 PM
The moral: Never go on a blind date in Australia.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 23, 2021 at 12:15 PM
Here's the plan. My neighbor at the office and I share a common driveway. He is from New Zealand, M8. The other day I informed him a guy with a Mowhawk and a snake tattoo had been hanging around his property smoking meth. I said the guy looked dangerous and I was certain he had a swastika tattooed on his testicle. I reminded my New Zealand neighbor to be careful back there in the driveway and his parking lot.
He said, "'elisten 'ear, I've got a shot gun I have from when Ilived in Texas, I'll bring it over 'ear and take care this guy. I 'ave a right to defend me property!"
I actually said this, "Whoa, whoa...don't shoot anybody back her (resting my hand on his shoulder to comfort him). These guys aren't worth it. He seemed to calm down a little and stopped making the movements of a guy loading up his shotgun. Then He reminded me again, "I an't afraid of these people." I may have set him off when I mentioned the part about the tattooed testicle and the ridiculous looking Mowhawk.
So, if I ever go to Australia, I am inviting my neighbor. I'll probably mention He should bring his shotgun and we can get in a little hunting while we're there.
Note: Some of the locations of the tattoos were changed for dramatic effect.
Posted by: man tom | June 23, 2021 at 03:30 PM
As soon as they move Australia closer to North Carolina, I'll start thinking about visiting it.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 23, 2021 at 04:11 PM
It had to be said.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 23, 2021 at 06:02 PM