ATTENTION, PEOPLE PLANNING TO VISIT AUSTRALIA:

Be advised of this.

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[ripleysparrow]

National motto: "The snakes get whatever the crocs don't eat!"

[cfjk]

Juat a heads-up, visit Australia at your own risk! (This message not approved by the Australian Tourist Bureau)

[Le Petomane]

The moral: Never go on a blind date in Australia.

[man tom]

Here's the plan. My neighbor at the office and I share a common driveway. He is from New Zealand, M8. The other day I informed him a guy with a Mowhawk and a snake tattoo had been hanging around his property smoking meth. I said the guy looked dangerous and I was certain he had a swastika tattooed on his testicle. I reminded my New Zealand neighbor to be careful back there in the driveway and his parking lot.

He said, "'elisten 'ear, I've got a shot gun I have from when Ilived in Texas, I'll bring it over 'ear and take care this guy. I 'ave a right to defend me property!"

I actually said this, "Whoa, whoa...don't shoot anybody back her (resting my hand on his shoulder to comfort him). These guys aren't worth it. He seemed to calm down a little and stopped making the movements of a guy loading up his shotgun. Then He reminded me again, "I an't afraid of these people." I may have set him off when I mentioned the part about the tattooed testicle and the ridiculous looking Mowhawk.

So, if I ever go to Australia, I am inviting my neighbor. I'll probably mention He should bring his shotgun and we can get in a little hunting while we're there.

Note: Some of the locations of the tattoos were changed for dramatic effect.

[nursecindy]

As soon as they move Australia closer to North Carolina, I'll start thinking about visiting it.

[Cheesewiz]

It had to be said.