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June 16, 2021


Petition to deny Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin spaceflight reentry to Earth making the rounds

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Some might say he's the perfect guy to ride a rocket with that shape.

Didn’t Slim Pickens do something like this in Dr. Strangelove?

Sounds like a good idea to me.

I agree with Rod. Any rocket that shape should have to be covered with a mandatory condom to be allowed to reenter our atmosphere.

He's using Amazon Prime, so free shipping & returns are guaranteed.

"Either clear the landing zone or I'm spitting up the Mona Lisa on Harry Styles' head. You think I won't do it?"

@ Le Petomane - And it should be a giant version of the Olympic ones, which are actually going to be printed with scenes from traditional Japanese woodblock prints.

1- Hack the 'ships onboard NAV computer. Reprogram return course to center of Sol System.
2- change all pass codes.
3- Send message telling him he has been made Earths Ambassador Major to the Sun.
4- lock out all communications.
5- (optional) order Champagne.

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