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This is why if you're gonna have an altercation, you should always have it on a log, never a board.
Posted by: cfjk | June 27, 2021 at 02:24 PM
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
Posted by: pharmaross | June 27, 2021 at 03:13 PM
When the airline didn't issue him a parachute and life jacket he decided jumping out was safer while the plane was still on the ground and moving slow.
Posted by: Le Petomane | June 27, 2021 at 06:05 PM
Well, if the inflight movie was "Snakes on a Plane" and they screwed up his meal order, and then he found out the flight was headed to Budapest, who can blame him?
Posted by: cfjk | June 27, 2021 at 07:05 PM