A NICE STORY FROM THE STUMBLE INN BAR & GRILL

A customer left a $16,000 tip after ordering some hot dogs, chips and a few drinks

(Thanks to EricY)

Comments

[Jim]

Meanwhile, some of us quibble over whether to include the tax amount as we calculate our 20% tip.

[nursecindy]

Anybody who can afford to pay $35.00 for two hotdogs probably doesn't think twice about a $16,000 tip.

[cfjk]

If only the tip was worth that kind of money, what was it the tip to, and what was that worth?

[cfjk]

Usually that kind of a tip involves stumbling out of a titty bar.

[man tom]

After several unsuccessful dialing attempts, Joe Biden called and suggested donating the tip to Black Looks Matter would be a, "nice very just tour."

Writer's embellishment:

"Oh, Come on man!"

[man tom]

Trump is speaking live to a huge crowd in Florida about the tip now. Catch it if you have Australian TV.

[pharmaross]

The Stumble Inn has karaoke.

[man tom]

Use your imagination. One of the four staff members who shared the tip, a 21 year old Florida Man, blew his share on booze, drugs and a hooker who his girlfriend caught him having 'hooker' sex with, leaving left him on the spot. The next day the guy was recovering from a headache which seemingly stretched from Miami to Pensacola while putting on some music and thinking of a bridge to better days to gather his thoughts about losing his girlfriend.

Imagination. The guy who left the tip has more than He needs.

[no name right now]

man tom, no offense but.....shut up, or at least try to stay on topic. I like the fact this is usually a politics-free zone.

[Le Petomane]

It was most likely an engineer from Solihull who left the tip. We know their elevators don't go to the top floor and some of them must feel a need to atone for their chocolate smashing sins.
Bully good for the waitresses however.

[cfjk]

Not that much in BTC.

[Mad Hatter]

Back in the '70s I was waitressing at a nightmare of a restaurant, where the bill for a table of four was around $10. At the end of one particularly busy night, with the rest of the tables in the room stacked high with dirty dishes, the man paying a $10.87 bill wrote a check for $20.87. When I asked, "Didn't you make a mistake?" he replied quietly, "No, I didn't." It was the largest tip anyone had ever made on a table for four.

[man tom]

The largest tip I ever gave was $300. Not for food. And not for what you are thinking, either.

[Memories of an Okie Boomer]

The best tip I ever Got was "Go West young man". And here I am in New Zealand.

[man tom]

It's Sunday night and I thought The Blog might enjoy seeing this. What better time?

[The Real Barry]

Man tom: first time I've seen a shovel used as an axe! Also, why call it a "shovel" guitar? Are they afraid to call a spade a spade?
And: what's "'hooker' sex", and how does it differ from the usual variety?

[man tom]

Was it Devine intervention? Of course it was.

The other day I took notice of this tool being used by a man doing some work on our lawn. I liked the function of the tool as a digging instrument and thought next time I'm at Home Depot I'm going to check it out. So a week or so later I'm at Home Depot and found the tool but thought it was a bit expensive and passed on buying one.

A week or so later I'm out in front of our building cleaning up around the hedges and I see a handke sticking out of the bushes. I reach in the bushes, grasp the handle and pull out to my astonishment, the exact tool, used of course, I had looked at at Home Depot a week earlier.

[The Real Barry]

Man tom: Old English joke: Q - How do you confuse an Irishman? A - Take him into a room full of shovels and tell him to take his pick.

[man tom]

The Real Barry - The luck of the Irish is real. So much so, I envy the Irish. And with passion.

[man tom]

My Divine intervention spade.