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June 22, 2021

CANADA PLUNGES EVEN DEEPER INTO ANARCHY

Saskatoon beaver steals Canadian flag, makes dinner out of flag pole

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

YOU KNOW THIS GOT HIGH FIVES FROM THE OTHER HEADLINE WRITERS

When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Clamp, That’s a Moray

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

DUDE, PASS THE... THING

Years of Smoking Weed May Leave You Grasping for Words

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Austrian soldier in trouble for pics of swastika tattoo on testicle

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

ON ORDERS FROM THE SQUIRRELS

Gypsy moth caterpillars rain poop down on upstate NY

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

SHE WENT TO THE ATM FOR $20

According to the bank receipt she received, Yonkowski had $999,985,855.94 in her account.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY'RE CUTE IN THEIR LITTLE MULTI-ARM SPACESUITS

NASA sends squid from Hawaii into space for research

(Thanks to EricY and Jim Kenaston)

WE NEED THIS FOR CONGRESS

A CCTV Company Is Paying Remote Workers in India to Yell at Armed Robbers

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Roberto)

IT WAS THE ONLY HONORABLE COURSE OF ACTION

A Vancouver man who allegedly shot an acquaintance in the leg Tuesday told police he fired at the man after being mooned.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Marilyn Monroe’s Giant Underpants Are Causing a Stir in Palm Springs

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

EVER FIND A COCKROACH IN YOUR KITCHEN?

It could be worse.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Project seeks to unlock the secrets of Yukon bear scat

(Thanks to Ralph, who says "Yes it does. In the woods. Now what?")

WE DON'T KNOW, AND WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW

Is unvaccinated sperm really the next Bitcoin?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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