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May 29, 2021

WHILE YOU’VE BEEN WATCHING NETFLIX RERUNS

A 2-year-old from California is the youngest American to become a member of Mensa

(Thanks to Steve K,, who says “Maybe she can fix my computer.”)

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By the time she gets to junior high (three years from now) Gates, Bezos & Musk will all be working for her, they just won't know it yet.

Psychologist: "I'm going to take you back to the time when you were in the womb, then we will discuss your current anger issues now that you have been out for two years, Ok?"

Two year old Mensa member: "If they ask me one more time about number shapes and colors and question my integrity about knowing the shape of Florida, I'm going put the hurt on someone."

"Consider yourself reborn. Better? Now Let's talk a little about your anger and feelings towards the people you call 'Idiots!'".

"Shut up. I want to punch someone."

Big deal. Call me when you can tie your shoelaces, girly.

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