WHAT DOES DAD WANT FOR FATHER'S DAY?
Probably not this.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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What's that smell?
Posted by: Jim | May 27, 2021 at 01:56 PM
Is this one of those "guarantee you'll get six feet of social distancing now" products?
Posted by: Algae | May 27, 2021 at 02:07 PM
Well, you can pre-order a PissCoin for only $25, so there's that, that you could have going for you.
Posted by: cfjk | May 27, 2021 at 03:00 PM
"No, no, I said I wanted a continental look!"
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | May 27, 2021 at 03:02 PM
Still no brown pants look... ? How long must we wait ?
Posted by: Clankie | May 27, 2021 at 03:18 PM
"Individually prepared by hand." Wouldn't it have to be prepared with some other appendage?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | May 27, 2021 at 03:37 PM
I'm holding out for the 'might have dropped a biscuit in the back' scratch n sniff in 34x36....they never have my size.
Posted by: MO Mitch | May 27, 2021 at 04:08 PM
@Clankie - you can always make your own. >smile<
"Love the brand, but hate the product?" is one of the worst advertising angles I have ever seen.
Posted by: MOTW | May 27, 2021 at 04:13 PM
What the f?
Posted by: Asher Scheiner | May 27, 2021 at 04:22 PM
Whiskey tango foxtrot. Time to dump the Kimberly-Clark stock and invest in PissCoin? Hard to predict what Elon Musk is going to have to say about this one.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | May 27, 2021 at 04:33 PM
I see, what I now realize are stylish, homeless guys wearing these a lot.
Posted by: man tom | May 27, 2021 at 04:52 PM
Anyone here remember the plaques that said: "Doing a good job here, is like taking a piss in a dark blue suit. It gives you a nice warm feeling, but nobody notices."
Posted by: cfjk | May 27, 2021 at 05:24 PM
I really hope this is a joke ad and they're not serious.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 27, 2021 at 06:30 PM
Nobody crowds you on the subway.
Posted by: Ralph | May 27, 2021 at 08:39 PM
That's a lot of work to go to just so you can tell your dad-joke-telling friend, "I laughed so hard I peed my pants!"
Posted by: Mad Hatter | May 27, 2021 at 08:57 PM
In 20 years, I probably won't need these.
Posted by: PirateBoy, the Elder | May 27, 2021 at 10:45 PM
Why stop with simulating urine-soaked pants? Why not offer pants that simulate flatulence — pants that emit a smell so powerful that eyes burn when you enter the room . Or how about a truly tasteless line of women’s blouses with leak stains?
Posted by: Math-Yoda | May 28, 2021 at 07:27 AM
Obviously all other fashion concepts have been explored and there's simply nothing else left.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | May 28, 2021 at 01:18 PM
I can't imagine why I would buy these obvious fakes when I'm perfectly capable of the real thing.
Posted by: RegularGuy55 | May 28, 2021 at 03:30 PM