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May 10, 2021

WELCOME TO FLORIDAAAA, NEIGHBOR

A neighborly feud leads to toilets lining a Cape Coral yard

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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His follow up hit from his classic, "Fifteen Feet From the Curb."

Sorry, but even for Florida this is moronic.

"These toilets tell a story."

Oh, the stories my toilets could tell.

Whatever happened to pink flamingos?

And each one comes with its very own python.

Sounds more like "Florida Man" has devised a clever ploy to trap invasive species before they egress his property.

Follow up hit to his. "Fifteen Feet From the Curb."

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
Except for the toilets there, neighbor
Don't you be mine ..
Please don't be mine.

I have never wanted to have a neighbor just like you
I've never wanted to live in a neighborhood with you

So let's have a feud in a neighborly way
Since we're together we might as well say
Would you be my, should you be my
Don't you be my neighbor.

@ MOTW - Nice play, Shakespeare!

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