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May 12, 2021


Study Finds Ghost Forest ‘Tree Farts’ Contribute to Greenhouse Gas Emissions

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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“Even the smallest fart counts.”

Especially if your study hall has wooden chairs.

In their defense, our delegates from North Carolina have remained silent on this issue.

First they came for the farting cows, and I said nothing, for I was not a farting cow. Then they came for the farting trees...

Silent but deadly?

They took X-Files off the air too soon...
The truth is out there. Blowin in the wind.

Here - pull my twig...

This is not good. Mad scientists studying the idea of using weaponized farts to take over the world we hoped, had gone away with the likes of Ming the Merciless.

Man - “It’s not me .. it was the dog!”
Dog - “That’s not me .. it was the tree!”
Tree grinning

Makes me think of the kite eating tree from Peanuts.

How long before the French surrender?

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