WE HAVE REACHED A COMFORTABLE CRUISING ALTITUDE
Pilot caught watching pornography on laptop during flight to Florida
(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says “After all he was in the cockpit.”)
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May 31, 2021
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His first mistake was not wearing a rabbit mask, thus preventing him from being identified in court.
Posted by: cfjk | May 31, 2021 at 09:43 AM
That's why they call it the cockpit.
Posted by: Clankie | May 31, 2021 at 10:04 AM
He "disrobed"? WTFBBQ, dude?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 31, 2021 at 10:07 AM
And we thought Captain Oveur was just joking when he asked "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 31, 2021 at 10:28 AM
I always thought the cockpit was where they held chicken fights.
Posted by: Steverino | May 31, 2021 at 10:57 AM
Under CA law when Haak got out of his seat, "disrobed" and began watching pornographic material after reaching altitude He would be commended for being an 'accomplice' to the crime. Which mean, under CA new law, "He is free to go."
I'm a little, I stress the word little off topic, but I wanted to make all you bloggers aware if you do visit CA, and please trust me on this DON'T, under the *NEW* law, if you are an 'accomplice' to a crime, let's take murder for example, "you are free to go."
I quote 4th paragraph, "This bill would prohibit a participant in the perpetration or attempted perpetration of one of the specified first degree murder felonies in which a death occurs from being liable for murder, unless the person was the actual killer."
So if you do come here are are an accomplice to murder, 'feel free to do do so and go.
Florida is so far behind CA where new laws are needed.
Posted by: man tom | May 31, 2021 at 11:25 AM
Never bring a penis to a cock fight.
Posted by: cfjk | May 31, 2021 at 11:44 AM
He took the announcement “You are now free to move around the cabin” the wrong way.
Posted by: Stan Ruth | May 31, 2021 at 11:57 AM
Pilot to judge, "there is a difference between being rude and lewd?"
Posted by: man tom | May 31, 2021 at 12:29 PM
Didn’t Southwest Airlines used to have a marketing campaign, “We’re spreadin’ love all over Texas…” (climbs back on the geezer bus, no planes for me)
Posted by: Dorkfish | May 31, 2021 at 01:06 PM
If I'm sitting on a plane, 30,000 plus feet up in the air, I don't want to look towards the cockpit and see a striptease going on with anyone but especially the pilot! Besides, I seldom carry singles with me on a plane.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 31, 2021 at 01:46 PM
@man tom - “...a little off topic...” ? Dude, I feel like a sexy little black cocktail dress when I start to read your comments (because I know you’re gonna wear me out). You should start your own blog and call it something like “But I Digress...”
Sorry, I guess I woke up on the wrong side of the bed...And it was a hammock.
Posted by: Al B. Leavenaugh | May 31, 2021 at 06:34 PM
https://youtu.be/n2A194yTWoQ
Posted by: pharmaross | May 31, 2021 at 11:18 PM
Does this qualify him for the "mile-high" club ?
Posted by: LeDud | June 01, 2021 at 08:54 AM
Must be an old Airbus A320 pilot. He was missing his joystick.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | June 01, 2021 at 09:15 AM