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May 03, 2021

WE HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS. THE GOOD NEWS IS, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT MAKING THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT.

NASA ASTEROID SIMULATION ENDS IN UNAVOIDABLE DISASTER FOR EARTH

(Thanks to EricY)

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Cheer up! with CZ-35B R/B Chinese rocket booster re-entering earth's atmosphere within a few days, (weighing in a somewhere around 21 tons), you may not have to wait that long.

Because we don't have enough to worry about right now.

I'll have to upgrade my $9.99 a month Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy. I'm thinking the $436 payout I would get now should I die won't be enough if I'm even covered by their 'hit by an asteroid' blanket policy.

We are going to die of something.

So in addition to the pandemic crisis (TP-Lysol-PPE-etc shortages), shortages ranging from ketchup packets to chlorine for swimming pools, political, environmental, global crisesess .. now we have a NASA-simulated obliteration by asteroid crisis. (Because if you can't trust NASA, who can you trust?)

Pardon me while I yawn.

MOTW- It could be worse. In Thailand, as the country's citizens drop like flies, Thailand’s government defended its coronavirus vaccine strategy on Tuesday against opposition criticism that it is too reliant on a company owned by King Maha Vajiralongkorn.

Basically the King of Thailand will not acquire immunizations from major third party companies until HIS company develops their own vaccine. Also, should companies like Pfizer offer their vaccines, the Royal Thai Government FDA must test and approve the vaccine first. Like the U.S. FDA people are scum.

If you come across this name, Thanathorn Juangroongruangkit, just refer to him as T.J. If He's not dead.

While we are on the subject, India just issued new Covid rules, no more than 300 people per bus.

I've always said that any mission sent to blow up an asteroid MUST have a beautiful Russian scientist.

I propose sending up two space shuttles, one with Bruce Willis aboard, and detonating a nuclear weapon on the "killer asteroid.

As for me, can I rescue Liv Tyler?

Please?

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