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May 24, 2021

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

An American Airlines flight from Tokyo Narita to Dallas Fort Worth was placed into “Level Three Lockdown” and diverted to Seattle Tacoma Airport after a passenger assaulted a flight attendant and banged on the flight deck door because the phone charger at her seat stopped working court documents allege.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "What choice did she have?")

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She apparently didn’t have any alcohol on board and told officers that she doesn’t take any prescription medication.
Maybe next time she should have a few drinks and some Valium before she gets on an airplane.

Waka, Waka, Waka!

Personally, not that fond of airplane mode.

Was she attempting to demonstrate the Suzuki Method for winning friends and influencing people?

What looks like me rubbing two fingers together is actually the world's smallest violin being played.

Those iphones are the gateway for an alien takeover. Have you noticed all the UFO stuff in the news ? One special Romulan app and Earth is toast.

They probably messed up the phone charger when they were moving the seats to reduce the legroom. I'll bet her luggage enjoyed its stay in Cancun without all the drama.

Hopefully she stops fighting with her inner demons and manages to get on the same side with them. So, did she get her phone charged?

She has a point. You can't watch any of the " I'm a moron " videos on Youtube if your phone isn't charged.

My question: Is Waka Suzuki by any chance related to Waka Flocka Flame? Or is it just the name that makes wacky/wacko/waKA BEHAVIOR NECESSARY?

Disclaimer: Nurse Cindy’s suggestion to mix alcoholic drinks with Valium is her own personal prescription, and should not construed as actual medical advice, despite the fact that she is in fact a highly trained medical professional, and can kick your ass if necessary, or run a tube somewhere that you would not enjoy.

Thank you Stixnstonz. Isn't it about time for your yearly physical?

If I were to guess, she saved up some videos to catch up on, just finished the LOST finale, and was nearly at the end of the Game of Thrones finale...

That would have pushed anyone over the edge.

NC - Has it been a year already? (*turning head and coughing *)
Time flies when you’re quarantined.

They should have given her the fish entree.

Here is a training film on how to deal with an unruly passenger like Ms. Suzuki in the air or walking through the terminal...

https://youtu.be/FNkpIDBtC2c

A training film on how to deal with unruly passengers like Ms. Suzuki...

https://youtu.be/d1Cpc8Vw-2A

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