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May 25, 2021

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

A Sioux City man is in custody and charged with arson after allegedly setting his neighbor's house on fire because they didn't mow his lawn.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Sheesh, one could claim that he was a lame-o lazy guy for not mowing his own yard, but then he went to the effort of gathering sticks and plywood to start a fire. That's gonna be awkward at the next block BBQ.

So did the lawn survive the fire?
Just asking for a friend.

Lee Bowman ==>
Enable mow
Enema bowl
Bowel amen
Now be lame

Okay. First I thought he was showing his displeasure at his neighbor's unsightly lawn. But NOOOOOOOO!! He wanted the guy to now HIS lawn! WTF, dude?

The city plans to interview him for an open position in their code enforcement department.

This will be incorporated into the next season of Fargo when they delve into what initiated the "Sioux City Massacre". I can almost hear Chris Rock saying: "Hell no, he can mow his own damn lawn, like they do in Kansas City".

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