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May 30, 2021

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

A Major Study on How Sperm Move Has Been Retracted

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

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Retracted Sperm opened for Madonna, right?

Hopes of lifting facials to a whole new level have now been dashed.

UK mathematician Hermes Gadelha and his team at the University of Bristol have called a temporary halt to further studies due to the guy supplying the sperm developing an acute case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome causing him to file for disability.

I suspect that academia will now claim to employ a stiff hands-off policy in regard to this issue.

How about a major study on teaching them how to do a 180 and never look back?

I assume they still don't ask for directions.

The updated studies on why sperm move clearly showed the movement was caused due to the failure of deadbeat sperm to get a job, which resulted in eviction rather than voluntary mobility.

Dave, will this news in any way affect one of your previous quotes?
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells...to locate a female egg, despite the fact the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.? Just curious.

I don’t think that sperm once released can be retracted.,Fake News!

In order to ask for directions, one first needs to know where you're going, THAT'S why we men are such impetuous fools, but not to worry as there are an unlimited number of women more than willing to correct that situation.

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