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May 31, 2021

THEY’RE WELCOME TO OURS

B.C. researchers request hummingbird poop to help measure planet's health

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Why is it that whenever there is an essential need for some mind-numbingly crappy task, those in charge start making requests for unpaid interns and volunteers?

The Roswell, N.M. space aliens claim this request to have unpaid citizens collect bird poop is an ominous evolutionary misstep. When scientists become too lazy to collect any needed poop for their experiments is a sad sign of devolution.

It was bad enough when governments try to tell citizens that some imaginary coins stored in some "cloud" is actual money, next will come monetary poop.

What is scary is the aliens are taking bids from intergalactic moving companies.

Discarded lyric from Seals and Crofts' "Hummingbird."

https://youtu.be/SjyUABjy7bc

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