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May 02, 2021

THE CIVIL WAR IS NOT OVER

Authorities say a man was rescued after a tree that fell during high winds trapped him inside a portable toilet at Gettysburg National Military Park in south-central Pennsylvania.

(Thanks to pharmaross, Ralph, Al Barkafski and Trent W)

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Thankfully, he survived & won't be known in perpetuity as the last man who died at the Battle of Gettysburg.

He was nearly wiped out in a porta-potty.

Winston Churchill was in the lavatory in the House of Commons when his secretary knocked on the door and said: "Excuse me, Prime Minister, but the Lord Privy Seal wishes to speak to you."
After a pause Churchill replied: Tell the Lord Privy Seal: I'm sealed on The Privy and can only deal with one sh!t at a time!”

Someday he'll be telling his grand-kids:"Two score, and seven years ago..."

Must have been a Confederate tree.

Soon to be a Nexfrx mini series.

The local volunteer fire department, of the people, by the people, and for the people, highly resolved and ensured that the trapped man would have a new birth of freedom and would not perish from the earth.

Let's hope there was some toilet paper at least.

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