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May 03, 2021

THAT’LL GET THE OLD TICKER TOCKING

‘Certainly life-threatening’: 80-year-old Australian survives 30-minute boat ride with tiger snake

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Should you ever visit Australia, a vacation would be nice, dressing casual and wearing the proper footwear is essential to cheating certain death.

Dress Shiek with these. At 50 seconds in, No venom on exterior layer!

Serves him right for taking the Charlie Sheen Boat Tour.

I didn't know that tigers have snakes. Do they eat them or just keep them as pets?

As the sidebar article notes, it's a good thing there wasn't a wasp nest in the boat — they're far more aggressive and dangerous in Australia than snakes.

That article ain't nothing. Read the other snake articles on that page.

In the words of Monty Python:

RUN AWAY!

Because of this incident, there is now a sequel to the beloved holiday song, "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer". It's going to be called, "Grandpa Went Boating With A Tiger Snake".

Most fishermen want to be fishing when they're biting

That guy should buy a lottery ticket.

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