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May 12, 2021

STEP UP, FELLOWS

Tyson blames underperforming roosters for US chicken shortage

(Thanks to Death Row Doc, pharmaross, Bill Hudgins, Roberto and Marie Bentley, who says she saw Underperforming Roosters open for Flock of Seagulls)

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They've made a total cock-up of it.

Cocks with underperforming peckers.

Very circular!

Or vice versa.

I thought Viagra was supposed to fix that.

Somewhere, there's a group of chikns carrying posters that say, "Eat Mor Cow."

They were a cover band, whose biggest hits were:

Blackbird
Fly, Robin, Fly
Hummingbird
(I'm a) Roadrunner

911 to Zimbabwe STAT!

I didn't realize that was Neil deGrasse Tyson's area of expertise.

Foghorn Leghorn needs to stop messing around with that dog and start getting it on with Miss Prissy.

One shouldn't be surprised about Tyson's take on this situation as he's always been a proponent of the big bang theory.

If you eat too much chicken,

You'll chicken out.

YUP. Whenever something goes wrong just blame the guy.

Soy drinking hipster roosters I bet

They should get that guy from Zimbabwe in to show them how it's done.

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