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May 10, 2021

SOUNDS LEGIT

BJP MLA Surendra Singh has claimed that consuming gaumutra (cow urine) every morning on an empty stomach will “guarantee” protection from the novel coronavirus.

I’ve been abducted by aliens 50 times – people think I’m crazy but I’ve the bruises to prove it happened

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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If by "natural immunity" you mean "death", then that sounds like a reasonable guarantee.

It also serves as a great testosterone booster.

She looks a lot my girlfriend in college. And attitude wise she is a dead ringer.

Hey, if it's in The Sun it must be true, right?

As I understand the headline, if I drink urine then I won't read a fictionalized account of Covid, yes?
I'll risk reading the novel, thanks

He is a law maker so my guess is somebody tried to blackmail him with pics of him trying to "milk" a bull and this was the most creative cover story he could come up with on short notice.

I'll guess that drinking cow urine is an adequate protection against most social contagions.

Too bad the Aliens didn't tell her to buy Bitcoin back when they were 10 for a buck.

Tastes great or less filling ?

To protect myself against Covid I just took the shots. I'm also on Team Pfizer. Much easier, and less disgusting, than drinking cow urine.
As for the alien abductions, they always erase my memory when they bring me back so I can't tell you much about those.

They refuse to abduct me. They know I'll commandeer the ship to go flying around myself.

BTW, Be careful when using an alien travel agent.
Be sure to question what they mean when they say:
"Don't worry we'll get you BACK IN TIME".

No spaceships involved, but over 900,000 people have been abducted by aliens in the U.S. in a little over a year. They're tiny; we call them SARS-CoV-2, which is the virus that causes COVID-19. Many of the same people who want to build a useless wall to keep out aliens on our southern border don't want to use a simple vaccine wall to keep out the really dangerous aliens. It makes as much sense as drinking cow urine.

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