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Soiled Dog Pads is a Garbage cover band.
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | May 25, 2021 at 10:46 AM
Should the battering persist, the victim should look into investing in a blow-up doll.
Posted by: man tom | May 25, 2021 at 10:49 AM
Was it a pepperoni pizza? He could also charged with 'misuse of an endangered condiment'.
Posted by: Snookins | May 25, 2021 at 10:54 AM
If anchovies were involved, it is immediately escalated to a felony.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | May 25, 2021 at 11:19 AM
I was going to suggest it was a waste of good pizza, but it could have been Domino's or the like.
Either way, they need to get those things out of civilian hands.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2021 at 12:09 PM
In the first case, I predict she will get off if she claims the Windex was an 'homage' to My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 25, 2021 at 12:11 PM
Soiled Dog Pads tried to open for the Stray Cats, but the result was something of a mess.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | May 25, 2021 at 12:14 PM
Except the Miami Herald (unless you're using it as a strictly self-defensive weapon).
Posted by: cfjk | May 25, 2021 at 01:09 PM
My inner entrepreneur sees a new market for soiled dog pad pizza.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | May 26, 2021 at 09:26 AM