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May 09, 2021


Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Crime News from Abroad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Nothing more annoying than having the police putting out a BOLO for Uranus.

Is Uranus in pain to hear of this news?

He was almost named Bunghole 'Bungie' when his mother, Sphincter Ani 'Sphintie' chose to name him in honor of his his grandfather 'Arse'.

Scuttle Buttin'

Police are searching high and low for the suspect, in order to crack the case. Mostly low.

Is Uranus on the run?


Uranus is in a butt load of trouble.

Astronomers listening in on the police band are going to be confused by that.

Uranus is to be considered armed and dangerous. Much like Wednesday morning after Taco Tuesday.

No wonder he prefers to be called Rainie.

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