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May 13, 2021

BECAUSE WE DON'T ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

Russia Is Going to Try to Clone an Army of 3,000-Year-Old Scythian Warriors

(Thanks to John Gregg)

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Luke asks, "You fought in the Clone Wars?" to which Obi-Wan replies, "Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father."

And THAT ended well...

Careful what you wish for.

Heck, all we'd have to do is clone some ancient Greeks, and beat the crap out of them. After all, that's what happened before.

"Welcome... to Stolichnayac Park."

KA-A-A-AHN!!

In response, the Israelis are proposing to clone Mel Brooks' 2000 Year Old Man.

"Tears Of A Clone"...

https://youtu.be/ZaMX0Cs5Bc4

Did he say "Sith" warriors ? Well the most there can be is 2......

Oh come on. How hard will it be to fight some guys who are 3000?

I remember The Mummy, with Boris Karloff. Waking up the dead is a bad idea.

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