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April 06, 2021

YOU ARE NOW FREE TO… WHOA

Southwest pilot accused of showing his genitals while flying

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

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Fly the REALLY friendly skies.

...the aircraft was in flight...

This is unusual. It’s typically a drunk passenger in first class that does all the flirting.

Reminds me of that famous line from the Godfather:

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"

Well, he WAS in the cockpit....

So the in-flight movie just got a whole lot more interesting, big deal.

SW will start marketing this as a complementary Mile High Club membership with each round-trip flight."Go around-the-world and never leave the cabin!"

Towards the end of the flight, as a finishing touch, "Orlando Tower, this is Southwest 1534 requesting a flyby."

Don't you usually have to pay extra for stuff like this?

Hi jacking?

Was this the in-flight show?

Michael Haak ==>
Alack! Ahem .. hi
Aha each milk
Ah, I (am) male hack
Ha I lack .. ahem ..

I'll take a hard pass on the complimentary Honey Roasted Nuts.

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