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April 19, 2021

NOW YOU TELL US

Here’s something else you shouldn’t do if you want to avoid police attention: Don’t drive an SUV in Manhattan with a bazooka bolted to the roof.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Will it work with cabbages?

Key intelligent quote: "They taking it, man."

Idjit. Everyone knows that you don't flash a realistic piece around cops - no D.A. would indict them for taking it for the real deal and responding per their training. Had to tell one of the cave boys that when he was a teen.

I'm pretty sure that my last trip to a Publix in Stuart, Florida, had a car with NY plates and wide variety of military weapons attached to the roof. I decided I didn't want the parking spot all that much

I thought those things were factory options on Hummers sold in Texas.

And if you're a cop, is it really that smart to tangle with guy who has a gun 10 times the size of yours?

Instead of swarming a SUV with a bazooka bolted to the roof the city should quote, replace police with unarmed civilians during traffic stops.

My daughter is a licensed mental health therapist, M.A, in Clinical Psychology. How she never thought of the idea of replacing police officers with unarmed citizens causes me concern. She could never be a politician.

Keep your bazooka in your pants.

"The reason I pulled you over...the bazooka bolted to your roof."

"Are you a cop?"

"No, I prepare taxes at H & R Block."

"How bout I take this bazooka and shove it up your A$$."

"Tell you what, pretend I was never here and none of this ever happened."

I'd never put a bazooka on a SUV.
FYI a claymore will clear out a parking space nicely.
(Or so I'm told)

@man tom - that is just stunning news.
Berkley Mayor: “There may be situations where police do need to intervene, and so we need to look at all that."
They haven't done that already before making this decision?

I once saw a drunk woman shouting "Woohoo!" and standing up through the sunroof of a limo in Manhattan. She was fully showing off both of her bazookas.

AmoebaStampede - I had a girlfriend who took off her clothes in public AT LOT! She was a handful.

I hope they know that a mounted bazooka really lowers your gas mileage due to wind drag.

"They thought I was a terrorist." I am shocked, SHOCKED. Gobsmacked, even.

Is that a bazooka or are you just happy to see me?

If you really want to look like a terrorist, bolt that thing into the bed of a thrashed 2003 Toyota pickup. NYPD is probably already more jumpy because of Ramadan.

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