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April 22, 2021


Docs use saw to cut DIY sex toy off junkie's penis

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Frying Phallus opened for The Cowsills.

Didn't Chimpo Limpo release an album with Miley Cyrus?

"OK, nurse, hand me the BONE saw."

I thought Penile Strangulation was the singing style for some of those '80s hair metal bands.

"Both his penis and scrotum became “swollen, blue and cold to the touch”

I can only assume the writer washed his hands after compiling the story. He didn't wear latex gloves. Shocking. I myself wouldn't touch...

Guess he liked it if he put a ring on it.

In his defense & on the plus side: At least they weren't being held for ransom payable in bitcoin.

This happened in Marrakech, which is in Morocco, not in Canada. So buzz off, eh? You hoser!

Up in Canada: "Heh"

He may have been trying to get to Canada from Mexico by going up U.S., Eh?

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