MEANWHILE UP IN CANADA
Docs use saw to cut DIY sex toy off junkie's penis
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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April 22, 2021
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Frying Phallus opened for The Cowsills.
Posted by: Snookins | April 22, 2021 at 10:53 AM
Didn't Chimpo Limpo release an album with Miley Cyrus?
Posted by: cfjk | April 22, 2021 at 11:14 AM
"OK, nurse, hand me the BONE saw."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 22, 2021 at 11:21 AM
I thought Penile Strangulation was the singing style for some of those '80s hair metal bands.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | April 22, 2021 at 11:25 AM
"Both his penis and scrotum became “swollen, blue and cold to the touch”
I can only assume the writer washed his hands after compiling the story. He didn't wear latex gloves. Shocking. I myself wouldn't touch...
Posted by: man tom | April 22, 2021 at 11:39 AM
Guess he liked it if he put a ring on it.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 22, 2021 at 12:00 PM
In his defense & on the plus side: At least they weren't being held for ransom payable in bitcoin.
Posted by: cfjk | April 22, 2021 at 01:40 PM
This happened in Marrakech, which is in Morocco, not in Canada. So buzz off, eh? You hoser!
Posted by: Krazy.Kanuck | April 22, 2021 at 07:21 PM
Up in Canada: "Heh"
Posted by: John Criswell | April 22, 2021 at 11:46 PM
He may have been trying to get to Canada from Mexico by going up U.S., Eh?
Posted by: cfjk | April 23, 2021 at 07:44 AM