FRANCE ON HIGHEST POSSIBLE ALERT
'WW2 bomb’ found in Bavarian forest was sex toy, say officials
(Thanks to Doug Shedd, Alkali Bill, Alan West and Asher Scheiner)
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How far from the strip club in Gdansk was this found?
Posted by: cfjk | April 28, 2021 at 10:52 AM
Now we just need sex toys in the shape of horseshoes to be fully close enough.
Posted by: wiredog | April 28, 2021 at 11:00 AM
Clearly this story was planted to increase Bavarian tourism. Not sure how this device would be used. To frighten gerbils?
Posted by: ripleysparrow | April 28, 2021 at 11:01 AM
A Mr. Language Person question here. Would it be more correct to call it an ass grenade?
Posted by: cfjk | April 28, 2021 at 11:14 AM
The French will certainly surrender over this!
Posted by: Rod Nunley | April 28, 2021 at 11:48 AM
Hand Grenade is kind of a vague term. Was it the good old US pineapple style? Lots of texture there. The new baseball shaped? Not much imagination. Or maybe the old German grenade on a stick? That sounds more utilitarian. Inquiring minds (and me also) want to know.
Posted by: 655321 | April 28, 2021 at 01:36 PM
I think that 655321 is really overthinking this.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 28, 2021 at 02:12 PM
Bavaria is a long way from the Suez Canal.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | April 28, 2021 at 02:32 PM
Unless "Suez Canal" is some kind of a Bavarian euphemism, and using a grenade is haste can have dire consequences.
Posted by: cfjk | April 28, 2021 at 02:38 PM
Horseshoes, handgrenades, and sex toys ?
Posted by: LeDud | April 28, 2021 at 03:23 PM
https://youtu.be/17lkdqoLt44
Posted by: pharmaross | April 28, 2021 at 09:01 PM
“An internet search confirmed the suspicion,” police said. “There are actually sex toys in the form of hand grenades.”
This is the kind of hard hitting journalism you don't get in the lamestream media.
Posted by: Evil Mr M | April 30, 2021 at 01:36 PM